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POEM: My 12 Days of Christmas

Posted on December 17, 2019 by theworddoodler

miserable xmas tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas my brother sent to me
12 diced dog tails
11 pickled pigs ears
10 lice a-leaking
9 earwigs kissing
8 frogs a-farting
7 snakes a-slithering
6 cats a-clawing
5 toilet rings
4 dead pigeons
3 British slugs
2 squashed worms
And a snail in a used nappy.

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